Thursday, April 26, 2007

My first ever, ever tag (I lie)

In response to the tag by revealed:

1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it

Scar across my chin. Picked up in a fight that involved an argument over the color of a pumpkin. After much debate about whether a kaddu is orange or green, was decided to settle the issue with a fistfight. Tables were overturned, bottles broken - all Amitabh Bachhan and Vinod Khanna in Amar-Akbar-Anthony style.

Oh wait, or was it just the elder brother beating the shit out of me for no reason?

Either ways, stitches and a scar.

2. What is on the walls of your room?

Photographs taken across the world, a couple of pieces of art by a friend, and some tribal art from Central India and Orissa.

3. What does your phone look like?

Black RAZR. Dark like the night, sharp like me. (sheesh)

4. What music do you listen to?

Anything really.

5. What is your current desktop picture?

This little sketch - titled "the awkward crush"

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
I want YOU for the US Army

7. For you believe in gay marriage?
I think gay marriage is for fags...

8. What time were you born?
Musically speaking, about twenty five years too late.

9. Are your parents still together?
yes. holding hands in a giant green field surrounded by sunshine,butterflies, daffodils and fuzzy kittens.

10. What are you listening to?
The moron in the cubicle next to mine yelling at his kid for not doing homework. Personally, I would have shot the kid.

11. Do you get scared of the dark?
Don't you know who i *am*? I'm the *juggernaut*, bitch!

12. The last person to make you cry?
ex-gf who made me cut onions whenever she felt like cooking Indian food for friends she kept inviting over, like, every other day.

13. Favorite perfume?
Burberry Touch for women

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in a person of the opposite sex?
Black hair with red highlights. Brown eyes.

15. Do you like pain killers?

mmm... porno.

16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Er.. look at my answer to question 5 above.

17. Favorite pizza topping?
Weed. Seriously. Have you *tried* it??

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Shot of jack and a burger to go with it

19. Who was the last person you made mad?
BM, by making her wait as I typed up this post. And man, does she get cranky or what! I don't think you want to find out..

20. Is anyone in love with you?
Tsk, what is this thing called lau?

8 comments:

Brown Magic said...

"I *am* the dark" - hahahahha
rrriight. dude, you run away when your crush says 'hello'.

(told you it was going to be a bitchy comment. that is what you get for making me wait).

Heh Heh said...

bm: haha. changed it. :)

Tabula Rasa said...

weed as topping? not appetizer? sounds a little circular to me (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-)

Revealed said...

*nods approvingly* Umm but juggernaut bitch??? Sheeshhh!

Brown Magic said...

dhoka!

if your response on a tag cannot be trusted, just what credibility do you have left?

thistle said...

weed pizzas are amazing!
have you tried tea made out of leftover stems?
:D

Big Wave said...

seeta-aur-geeta moment coming up...i have a scar on my chin from a fight with my brother too! in fact he whacked my chin on to two surfaces - a washbasin and a sofa arm - in one day. i've been plotting my revenge these last 15 years.

Chronicus Skepticus said...

Lau: Bangla for louki. Also known as dudhi. Universally disliked vegetable. Perhaps only less so than baingan.

Alternately, it is the thing which prompts people to surround themselves with 50 (or 100) identically clothed individuals (preferably in colour combinations such as fuchsia satin and black leather) and perform identically choreographed 'dance' steps.

Well YOU wanted to know what lau is.