XYZ: When are you posting?
Heh heh: Can’t think of anything. How about a pic?
XYZ: fine
Heh heh: ok, i'm sending you a pic. please to suggest a suitable caption. And i want it done pronto
XYZ: ok
i'll try and think up something dirty :)
Heh heh: i doubt you will, once you look at it
XYZ: oh no
is it something deep?
Haven’t we discussed my allergy towards all things deep?
Heh heh: not deep. just nice. you will like.
XYZ: ok
send
Heh heh: sent
XYZ: it is a very pretty picture
Ok - i am thinking something about hero heroine walking to sunset
perhaps as a form of foreplay
(anything can be dirty if you try)
Heh heh: you are incorrigible. now think.
XYZ: ...then they walked hand-in-hand into the sunset, enveloped by their unshakable love and armed with trojans- ribbed for her pleasure.
Heh heh: yeah. but ribbed ones are unfair to the guy - lets go with ultra-thins
XYZ: fine
ultra-thins for enhanced sensation
see that doesn’t work as well as ribbed for her pleasure
Heh heh: it does. for the guy.
XYZ: hahahahaha
and I am incorrigible?
Heh heh: you are the one who brought condoms into a very beautiful picture
XYZ: i know but it is much too much to have a pretty picture with earnest caption
silly is good
Heh heh: yeah. but i feel like being earnest. Now, what do you think?
XYZ: the sky is incredibly blue.
See, this is the sort of nonsense i say when i am trying to be earnest
XYZ: seriously - the plane represents their soaring desires
Heh heh: You are hopeless
XYZ: post!
Heh heh: will do.
you still haven’t given me a decent caption
XYZ: i can’t do earnest
Heh heh: then do funny
XYZ: i did!
Heh heh: otherwise i'll post that pic and this chat conversation
XYZ: i am not afraid of you
as long as you spell check
oh wait
this is the crush conversation
i hate you
Heh heh: oh, i'm not cruel
i'll just put the bits about the condoms
and let people know the kind of dirty-minded friends i have
Heh heh: And the post will be titled 'how to ruin a good picture..'
[1] Photo taken from an unnamed off Netarts, Oregon
8 comments:
hahahahaha
I could think of sooooo many incredibly umm creative captions for that one. If only you'd asked. Sigh.
anon: thanks, as always
revealed: Please go ahead and suggest away. Never too late, no?
bm: right. I imagine you would have come up with something funnier. and if not that, definitely filthier.
you mean those are not correlated?
tr: not necessarily, no?
Why don't people ever ask me such things. *sigh*
i'd say there's a pretty high correlation, which could be either positive or negative depending on the eye of the beholder :-D
ph: sure, if there was *any* way of asking you, I would have
TR: Heh. but it could also be filthy and unfunny. But i guess you would call that a negative correlation
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