My first ever, ever tag (I lie)

In response to the tag by revealed:

1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it

Scar across my chin. Picked up in a fight that involved an argument over the color of a pumpkin. After much debate about whether a kaddu is orange or green, was decided to settle the issue with a fistfight. Tables were overturned, bottles broken - all Amitabh Bachhan and Vinod Khanna in Amar-Akbar-Anthony style.

Oh wait, or was it just the elder brother beating the shit out of me for no reason?

Either ways, stitches and a scar.

2. What is on the walls of your room?

Photographs taken across the world, a couple of pieces of art by a friend, and some tribal art from Central India and Orissa.

3. What does your phone look like?

Black RAZR. Dark like the night, sharp like me. (sheesh)

4. What music do you listen to?

Anything really.

5. What is your current desktop picture?

This little sketch - titled "the awkward crush"

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
I want YOU for the US Army

7. For you believe in gay marriage?
I think gay marriage is for fags...

8. What time were you born?
Musically speaking, about twenty five years too late.

9. Are your parents still together?
yes. holding hands in a giant green field surrounded by sunshine,butterflies, daffodils and fuzzy kittens.

10. What are you listening to?
The moron in the cubicle next to mine yelling at his kid for not doing homework. Personally, I would have shot the kid.

11. Do you get scared of the dark?
Don't you know who i *am*? I'm the *juggernaut*, bitch!

12. The last person to make you cry?
ex-gf who made me cut onions whenever she felt like cooking Indian food for friends she kept inviting over, like, every other day.

13. Favorite perfume?
Burberry Touch for women

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in a person of the opposite sex?
Black hair with red highlights. Brown eyes.

15. Do you like pain killers?

mmm... porno.

16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Er.. look at my answer to question 5 above.

17. Favorite pizza topping?
Weed. Seriously. Have you *tried* it??

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Shot of jack and a burger to go with it

19. Who was the last person you made mad?
BM, by making her wait as I typed up this post. And man, does she get cranky or what! I don't think you want to find out..

20. Is anyone in love with you?
Tsk, what is this thing called lau?

how to ruin a good picture..

XYZ: When are you posting?

Heh heh: Can’t think of anything. How about a pic?

XYZ: fine

Heh heh: ok, i'm sending you a pic. please to suggest a suitable caption. And i want it done pronto

XYZ: ok

i'll try and think up something dirty :)

Heh heh: i doubt you will, once you look at it

XYZ: oh no

is it something deep?

Haven’t we discussed my allergy towards all things deep?

Heh heh: not deep. just nice. you will like.

XYZ: ok

send

Heh heh: sent

XYZ: it is a very pretty picture

Ok - i am thinking something about hero heroine walking to sunset

perhaps as a form of foreplay

(anything can be dirty if you try)

Heh heh: you are incorrigible. now think.

XYZ: ...then they walked hand-in-hand into the sunset, enveloped by their unshakable love and armed with trojans- ribbed for her pleasure.

Heh heh: yeah. but ribbed ones are unfair to the guy - lets go with ultra-thins

XYZ: fine

ultra-thins for enhanced sensation

see that doesn’t work as well as ribbed for her pleasure

Heh heh: it does. for the guy.

XYZ: hahahahaha

and I am incorrigible?

Heh heh: you are the one who brought condoms into a very beautiful picture

XYZ: i know but it is much too much to have a pretty picture with earnest caption

silly is good

Heh heh: yeah. but i feel like being earnest. Now, what do you think?

XYZ: the sky is incredibly blue.

See, this is the sort of nonsense i say when i am trying to be earnest

XYZ: seriously - the plane represents their soaring desires

Heh heh: You are hopeless

**

XYZ: post!

Heh heh: will do.

you still haven’t given me a decent caption

XYZ: i can’t do earnest

Heh heh: then do funny

XYZ: i did!

Heh heh: otherwise i'll post that pic and this chat conversation

XYZ: i am not afraid of you

as long as you spell check

oh wait

this is the crush conversation

i hate you

Heh heh: oh, i'm not cruel

i'll just put the bits about the condoms

and let people know the kind of dirty-minded friends i have

Heh heh: And the post will be titled 'how to ruin a good picture..'

[1] Photo taken from an unnamed off Netarts, Oregon

Precipice

This is one my favorite pictures, taken about half-way down smith's rock (the rock-face to the left), a volcanic formation in Oregon - a lone climber standing at at a cliff-edge directing his friends who are climbing up this 800 foot free-standing spire of rock called monkey face (what you see here is the head - the 'face' is to the other side). Monkey face, the rock and the climber are framed in the background by Mt Scott, a dormant volcano.

Service Interruption

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I'm off to another one of my week-long hikes - will come back with pictures. Blogging will be restricted for the next week or so.
Meanwhile, you can enjoy this pic of her royal highness.