I was awake and in the loo. It roared for about a minute and water poured in through the bathroom window like someone was spraying it in with a hose. The house shook.
A few houses on the street lost their roofs. My roof is intact.
I went back to sleep, only to be woken up by cops and firemen banging on my door as they evacuated the neighborhood.
Since I was fast asleep, they had to bang on the door real hard.
As is apparent, my life is very exciting.